Romance Tips: a Lovers Guide to Football
what to wear
while you're watching the game. But we promised to give you
romance tips to maximize the effect of your wardrobe.
Okay, then. If it felt a little strange to see
'football' and 'lovers' in the same sentence, our next
pairing may seem stranger still: 'romance' and 'gambling.'
No. Not exactly this guy's kind of gambling! We're
talking about bets with a far more intimate payoff.
There are sooooo many things to bet on while you're
watching a game of football. Once you understand the
you can, for example, bet on whether or not your team will 'go for
it' on fourth down and inches. And don't worry. If you're not clear
yet on exactly what that means even after reviewing
you will after you've read our section on
And then, there's all that good
you can use, so that even if your Dearly Beloved
tends to win the 'fourth and inches' kind of bet,
you'll probably cream him on the trivia stuff.
But the best part of this is that, with each bet,
you both win. Every time.
That's what makes it a 'romance tip'!
Because it's what you bet that counts. Again,
like the obvious football jersey attire, M&Ms are
pleasantly obvious things to bet with.
But you can get more creative than just betting the
red kind against the yellow kind. For example,
you might bet on where you'll put the M&Ms.
Or the whipped cream. Or . . . .
Oh, come on, now! Do we really have to get more specific
than that? We're pretty sure you can come up with
some pleasant bets of your own.
And here's another romance tip: just think how much fun
those little bets will be when you're hosting that football party
with nothing between you and your Panthers jersey, and only
you two know it.
Bet you do a lot of grinning!
And to make sure you use these
romance tips well, don't forget to stock up on football trivia.